Kim Priore

Since I know I must have an overwhelming number of male readers…ok maybe a few?  no?  Well anyways, in case I ever get any, I thought that as a public service I could provide an advice column, in question and answer format in the spirit of Dear Abby.  So here goes.

Q: Dear Kim, once upon a time you and I sort of dated.  Not really in the true sense, we more had that tragic star-crossed ships in the night thing going.  Then I got another girlfriend and didn’t bother to tell you, and let you hear it from someone else, remember that?  That was fun.  So now I’m thinking of breaking up with said girlfriend, because, in a shocking twist of events, the distance is making things difficult.  If only someone I liked before had told me that distance would make a relationship hard.  Anyways, I’m really looking for advice, I have a hard time making decisions and I’d like someone to just tell me what to do.  I thought you’d be an excellent person to ask, and I thought I would do so by calling you up while you’re studying for midterms and dropping a lot of hints and fishing around for an answer. And then inquiring about your dating status.  Don’t you think this is an excellent plan?

A:  No, you dumbass.

That concludes the Advice for Guys portion of this week’s blog.  Tune in next week when our question might be, “Kim, is waiting around forever until the fencepole needs to be surgically removed from my butt and assuming someone will still be available, in fact, the best way to display interest in them?”  Here’s a sneak preview…the answer looks much like this week’s. 

Happy Friday everyone!